💥🔥 HOLD ON TO YOUR POKÉBALLS, Y'ALL! 🚀💰 BREAKING: The Pokémon TCG Mega Evolution cards from the X & Y ERA 🚨 are doing the cha-cha slide right into the stonks zone 📈💸!!! That's right, Rayquaza and Gengar are busting out their OG power moves like they're in a TikTok dance battle 💃🤖. If you’ve been sleeping on those shiny cards, you might wake up to find your collection is worth more than your PS5! 😱💀 *"Look, I just wanted to keep these cards for fun, but now they’re basically printing money!"* - Some imaginary developer who clearly thought Pokémon was just a passing phase 🤑🤡 And let's not forget, as we brace ourselves for the upcoming Pokémon Legends Z-A (seriously, did they let a toddler name that?) 🍼✨, collectors are trying to secure their card game fate like it’s the Battle Royale of nostalgia. In other news, this is also just your friendly reminder that if your Pokémon cards aren’t rising in value, see them later, orange peel! 🍊🚀💔 *SALES WILL ONLY GO UP AS WE HEAD TOWARDS THIS NEW MEGA MYSTIC WAVE!* So get your cards now or seethe in regret while your childhood dreams make bank without you 🥴🔥. 💥🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: By the end of the year, we’ll need to mortgage our homes to afford a Mega Rayquaza. WHATCHA GONNA DO? 💰🏠 #PokémonRiches