“Pokémon said ‘nah fam’ to DHS’s cringe-worthy ICE raid. Gotta Catch these Ls instead! 💔🔥 #NotToday”
🚨🔥BREAKING NEWS IN THE WORLD OF POKÉDRAMA🔥🚨 So the Department of Homie Security (DHS for the uninitiated) decided to flex with a new promo video for ICE? Yup, they slapped some Pokémon intro theme on what’s basically a real-life raid. Like, bro, that’s NOT what Ash meant by “Gotta Catch ‘Em All!” 🤡💀 Meanwhile, in a desperate attempt to save face, The Pokémon Company was like, “Hold up, we wanna distance ourselves from this cringe energy.” 🏃💨 Imagine the meeting: “Hey, is it too late to say that Pikachu doesn’t approve of the raids? Asking for a friend.” 😳💔 In this wild mash of Pikachu and political chaos, you can almost hear the dev team crying out, *“What do we even do with this?!”* “Just tell them it’s not canon, fam!” 💀🚀 But seriously, this whole thing is giving off *"This Is Fine"* vibes when the house is actually on fire. 🔥💰 Honestly, if they keep this up, the next Pokémon game will be called *"Pokémon: Raid or Be Raided"* and we might just see a new Legendary called *DHSwithaSideofCopium* 🤖😩 👾💥Mark my words: the next DLC drop is gonna be certified cringe and we’re all getting sucked into the meme hole. Get ready to seethe! 🤯🧠💥 #GottaCatchEmAllButNotTheICE!
