💥🎮🚀 BREAKING: Pokémon Legends Z-A is your NEW favorite virtual theme park, and it's about to make you forget how to actually socialize! 🤡🍿 💸🪙 Forget about going outside, because now you can spend all day in one city, battling Pokémon like it’s an amusement park just waiting for you to take a selfie with Pikachu! #NoCap 😎✨ **Leaked Dev Quote:** *“We wanted to keep players in one location to save on the cost of a map, but figured we’d throw in real-time feels so they think they’re on a rollercoaster!”* 🎢🔥 It’s giving “This is fine” while I’m sitting in my gamer chair with eeveelution plushies everywhere! #Cringe 😂👾 You’ll be grinding EXP like it’s a 9-5 job, and don’t even get me started on trying to convince your parents why you're NOT addicted! *Drake Pointing* towards this magical land of Pokémon joy or *Stonks* towards social isolation? 🤷‍♂️📈 Plot twist: What if the theme park gives you real-life anxiety from all those *“gotta catch ‘em all”* stress vibes? Seethe. Cope. Enjoy! 🚀💰 And I predict **Pokémon GO 2** will require you to walk 100 miles just to unlock a new “Must Visit” zone! Stay tuned. 💀🔮