🚨🎉 GATHER 'ROUND, POKÉ-FANS! 🎉🚨 The fashion crisis in Pokémon history is OVER! 💁‍♂️💋 "Legends Z-A" just dropped and it’s here to turn that basic trainer drip into runway-ready fits faster than you can say, "Squirtle, use Fashion Sense!" Like, fr fr, remember the travesty of character customization in *Sword/Shield*? 🥴 I felt more like a background character in a Nintendo sitcom than the main hero. I was just trying to catch 'em all, not catch a serious case of the dripless blues! 🎭 And who can forget the *Scarlet/Violet* school uniforms? I see you, Game Freak, trying to turn Pokémon into a Pokémon Academy Survivor Series. 🏫🤢 Leaked dev quote: "We thought trainers wanted to dress like NPCs for the plot twist." Seriously? GAME FREAK, we want to slay, not sashay into a fashion nightmare! 😵‍💫 Anyway, I'm getting major vibes that "Legends Z-A" is about to pull a *Drake Pointing* meme and get us all flexing those 5-star outfits in the newest Pokémon TikToks! 📈💁‍♀️ 🔥🔥 HOT TAKE ALERT: What if "Legends Z-A" is just a ploy to get us all to upgrade our Nintendo Switches, just so we can show off that haute couture in 8K? 🤯 Get ready for the stonks, folks! 💰🚀 #PokémonRunway #DripCheck