🪄✨🚨 *Breaking: Pokémon vs. DHS – The Epic Showdown We Didn't Ask For* 🚨✨🪄 So, picture this: the US Dept of Homeland Security (DHS) straps on Ash Ketchum's hat and drops a video dropping more cringe than the last 3 Pokémon games combined. 😳💀 Yup, they're flexin’ a militarized police force set to the iconic Pokémon theme song. Like, can we say *not my Pikachu*? 🤡🔥 DHS is out here serving “Cops: The Anime” while the former Pokémon legal chief Don McGowan is just vibing, sipping his coffee like, “Nah, they chill. Ain’t nobody suing over this chaos.” ☕👀 Bro, you serious? That’s like letting Team Rocket™ steal your lunch money while you yell “Gotta Catch ‘Em All!” 🤣💸 *Leaked Developer Quote*: “Honestly, if we started suing everyone, we’d have to hire more lawyers than we have Pokémon!” 🚀📜 People are out here saying “this is fine,” but honestly? The real stonks are in *not* letting your brand get used to 'normalize' a police state. DHS might wanna reevaluate how many badges they can catch before someone yells “it’s a trap!” 🤖 But here’s the tea ☕: Get ready for DHS Pokémon cards dropping next month, featuring charizard in handcuffs! 💥🔥🔥 Keep your wallets open, fam, because we’re about to get even more unhinged! 🌌💰💳