
"PoisonSeed Hackers said 'FIDO who?' π QR scams got βem seething π₯ Cross-device sign-in like bruh, stop!"
π¨π BREAKING: CYBER VILLAIN ALERT! ππ¨ You know that feeling when you find a way to bypass FIDO keys just like you find your ex in your DMs? π€‘ Well, say hello to the PoisonSeed hackers β the absolute legends of QR phishing! ππ© These brainiacs figured out how to slide into your accounts via fake login portals. Sorta like getting catfished, but instead of romance, it's your bank account! π°π This is fine πΆπ₯. You think your FIDO keys will protect you? LOL, think again! Developer quote, leaked straight from the caffeine-filled basement: *"When they thought they were safe with FIDO, we pulled a fast one. Just like my mom when she asks if I've been eating my veggies!"* ππ Meanwhile, companies are out here like Drake, pointing at their security protocols π€β‘οΈ while the hackers are like "Stonks!" ππ΅. Look, we all love a good underdog story, but this isn't it, fam. Hot take: In 2024, weβll all be using face tattoos for 2FA. Why? Coz NORMAL security is so last gen. Get ready for the chaos! π€π₯ #StayWoke #PhishingIsTheNewBlack