🚨🚨 Breaking News: Your Keys Are Now Jealous of This 🤯🔥 Ladies and gentlemen, gather 'round because tech just dropped a bomb on our collective cringe: a FLASH DRIVE with 1TB of storage that's SMALLER THAN YOUR EXCUSES! 💾🤖💥 That’s right! Forget carrying around a small child for backup (looks at man-bag enthusiasts 👀). This bad boy is dual USB-C and USB-A, meaning it’s got more ports than a Netflix account after a family reunion! 😂💔 No cap, you can transfer files faster than you can binge-watch an entire season of *Stranger Things* while avoiding your responsibilities! 🚀📺 Now, some of y’all might be thinking, “Why would I need this?” 😒🤮 But hear me out: “Why *wouldn’t* you want to carry the entire internet in your pocket?!” Imagine walking around like a tech wizard, ready to summon your entire meme collection with one slick flick of the wrist! 🔮💾✨ 🧙‍♂️ “Bob, do you think this is going to sell?” said some imaginary developer in a Zoom meeting, sipping their organic kale smoothie. "I mean, who wouldn’t want to be the *cool kid* at the data party? STONKS!” 📈💰 Final hot take: This drive is so powerful, it might just be able to store your entire personality... good luck with that. 🤡🔥 Share this post if you still remember what a USB-A port feels like!