🎉🌱 BREAKING NEWS: The Synth You Can Play Like Your Ex's Emotions! 💔🎹 Guys, ever wanted to jam with your pothos plant or have a face-off with your cactus? Well, say hello to the POCKET SCION, the synth that’s not just for the *musically *inclined but also for those of us who thrive on plant vibes. 🪴✨ Created by our boy Modern Biology (no cap, THAT name slaps), this portable wizardry turns living things into *magical* sound sources. Just think: your plants triggering sick beats while you sit back, sipping on that overpriced oat milk latte. ☕🔥 THIS IS FINE, right? Imagine this convo in the Instruo HQ: **Developer 1**: "Should we make it so only wizards can use it?" **Developer 2**: "Nah, let’s let everyone control synths with fungi, bro!" 🍄🤯 For a mere fraction of a Eurorack, you can be the ultimate plant DJ! 🎶💰 Welcome to the age of "bloom music"—it's like boomers rediscovering vinyl, BUT WITH GREENS! 🌿🔥 🔥💥 HOT TAKE ALERT: In 2024, plants will start charging for these jam sessions, and you'll find yourself paying $99/month to *collab* with your fern while your monstera pushes out a banger! Stonks, dude! 🚀🤖 Share this hot mess and get your plants on the charts! 🥳🤡