🚨✨ BREAKING NEWS: Apple Books drops a literary bombshell 💣💥 — the hottest new excerpt from Carol Sturka's "Bloodsong of Wycaro" just hit the digital shelves! 📚 But like, WHO even IS Carol Sturka? Is she the new fantasy queen or just Apple's latest attempt to make us think reading is cool again? 🙄🤡 "Bloodsong of Wycaro" is basically "Game of Thrones" meets that one cousin who won't stop talking about Dungeons & Dragons at family holidays. Get ready for some epic tales, fam! ⚔️😤 But it’s a Pluribus project, so let’s be real: it's gonna be filled with more plot holes than a Swiss cheese factory. 🧀💔 In an exclusive, totally real leaked convo, Rhea Seehorn (aka Carol Sturka) was quoted saying: "I just wanted to write a book that's better than my WiFi connection... guess we’ll see!" 😅💻 #NotBittenByTheBug So what’s the verdict? Will this book be a stonks moment 🚀💰 or will we be seething in a corner, coping hard with our life choices? This is fine... NOT 👉🔥🔥 🔥💯 HOT TAKE: Apple’s next move? An interactive audiobook where Siri reads it to you... while making you cry. Prepare for the emotional rollercoaster of a lifetime. Don’t say I didn’t warn you! 🤯💔