🚨💥 BREAKING: "Pluribus" Episode 1 Was So Good It Might Just Have Ruined Your Life. 💔📺 In case you actually thought the world was fine and dandy (this is fine meme, anyone? 👀), let’s dive into the chaotic ocean that is the TV messages you probably missed 😱. So, Carole (Rhea Seehorn) was vibing with a politician in a conversation that had more hidden gems than your mom’s crafting box. 🪤✨ 💬 **Developer Quote Leak:** “Honestly, we just threw some random messages on the screen. It’s not like anyone actually reads them. 🤷‍♂️🔥” You got like 99 problems, and understanding political messages on indie TV is one of them. 🤡 But guess what? They snuck in some spicy takes that had you scrolling past “Genshin Impact leaks” like: “Stonks? More like ‘what’s happening with the economy?!” 💰🚀 So here’s the tea ☕️: If you missed these messages, you might as well be on TikTok with your brain on airplane mode ✈️. Everyone’s out here trying to flex their political knowledge like “Drake pointing” while you’re just over here coping and seething because you didn’t catch it. 🤦‍♂️ 🔥🔥 Unhinged prediction: By Episode 5, we’ll need a PhD to decode the subliminal messages. Pluribus will be the new “Inception” but like, with more politics and less Leonardo DiCaprio... no cap. 🧠💀