🚨🎥 BUCKLE UP, APPLE FAM! 🍏👉 Pluribus just pulled a *Severance* level stunt and CRUSHED the charts like a tech bro at a startup pitch! 💣💣👀 That’s right, it’s official: Pluribus has snatched the crown for Apple TV’s biggest drama launch EVER! 🏆✨ Move over, Severance – there's a new kid in town and it’s got more mystery than a 4 AM Reddit scroll! 🤯💻 Vince Gilligan, the mastermind behind *Breaking Bad*, dropped this bomb like it’s hot in *ANY* of the 9 countries where this show’s blowing minds! 🤯🔥 Brazil to Germany and everywhere in between are vibin' with this binge-worthy banger! You know you made it when the US and India are suddenly Netflix and… oh wait, we’re talking Apple TV here. 🍏🤷‍♂️ And can we talk about the timing? New episodes EVERY FRIDAY? That’s more frequent than my existential crises! 💀🥴 Leaked developer quote: “We just wanted to give viewers what they deserve. A show that’ll have them questioning their life choices by episode 3!” 😂 Prediction: By next week, Apple will drop AR glasses that let you *experience* the drama. Plot twist: You’ll be the *Pluribus* in your own life while everyone strictly “coops” on the sofa. 🛋️🤖👀 This is just the beginning, fam! 🚀 Who’s ready to stream into the multiverse of drama? #Based #PluribusOrBust 🤑💥