🚨🚗💥 BREAKING NEWS: Plug-in Hybrids Are Just Gas Cars Wearing A Green Costume 🤡💀 So, like, I guess we all thought PHEVs were the eco-friendly superheroes we needed, but turns out they’re just gas guzzlers with a glowing battery like a cheap Halloween costume 🎃💚. According to some European nerds (shoutout to those NGOs, we see you!), it’s revealed that PHEVs are only 19% less polluting than gas cars. Like, stonks? More like *no stonks* 💸🔫. Imagine buying a hybrid thinking you’re saving the planet, only to find out it’s more like this: ✌️😅 “Guys, I swear I’m plugged in!”… but no cap, they’re really just sipping on that fossil fuel juice 🥤🌍. The report says the REAL electric driving share? It's just a measly 27%—that’s like trying to win a race but only running on a treadmill while you munch chips 🍟📉. One "leaked" developer quote went down like this: "We thought we were building electric cars, but it’s like we designed a toaster that only burns toast!” 😱🔥 So here’s the hot take: PHEVs are just a 21st-century scam 🥴. In a future where unicorns 🦄 fly and we all sip oat milk lattes from biodegradable cups, real EV revolutionaries are gonna bury these hybrids 6 feet under, and we’ll all cheer! 🚀💰💔 #PHEVsAreLame