🚨🎮 Breaking News: NINTENDO is REBRANDING LIFE with PIKMIN! 🪴💥 So, fam, yesterday our fave gaming wizards dropped a super cryptic video titled "Close to You" 🎥💫. This had the internet buzzing like a hot sauce in the fridge! 🔥🤯 Some brave souls thought it was a hidden gem teaser for the Super Mario Galaxy Movie, but NOPE! Turns out, those tiny green homies called Pikmin are out here playing dollhouse with your sanity 👶🏠💀. Imagine a nursery straight outta hell where Pikmin are like, "We don't play with toys; WE ARE THE TOYS!" 😱🎶 Meanwhile, Mario's like, "I'm just tryna save a princess, can someone call pest control?" 🧑‍🍳🍄 Now here’s the real kicker: the video's only in the Nintendo Today app 💔. Like bro, is this the 90s? 🤡 I'm still waiting on my VHS player to make a comeback! 🤷‍♂️ And all I can hear now is the Pikmin song while I scroll through TikTok like, “Is this a cute family moment or an existential crisis?” 🤔💯 Leaked dev quote: "We thought Pikmin needed better PR. Who knew they’d be simping for baby furniture?" 🤖👑 Hold onto your Joy-Cons, because in 2040, we're going to be watching live-streamed Pikmin battles for PR rights over toddlers! 🤩💸 No cap, it’s gonna be LIT! 🚀💥