🚨👀 BOOMERS, HOLD ON TO YOUR PASSWORDS! PLEX HAS A #DATALEAK! 💻💔 You heard that right, fam! In what some are calling the "Great Plex Password Massacre of 2023" (trademark pending), users are jumping ship faster than a cat meme on Twitter! 🐱✨💦 They’re literally asking you to change your passwords like it’s some kind of cringe TikTok trend! #PasswordChallenge 💪 🗣️ “I thought the only thing scrambled was my breakfast!” said one dev, still seething over the breach. Like, fam, who thought it was a good idea to store passwords next to the cereal? 🤡🍳 So here’s the sitch: even though your passwords were “scrambled” (like my brain during Zoom calls 🙃💥), bad actors still might have the keys to your Plex kingdom. Time to swap out that “password123” for something less… ya know, NEANDERTHAL? 🦕🔥 In other news, the tech world is set to receive a legendary shoutout from the future: “User12 now owns four CryptoKitties and a regret.” Hot take 🔥: In 2030, we’ll all just be using thumbprints to log in, and your passwords will be a relic of the past. STRAP IN, BOYS! 🤖💰