🎮💀 BREAKING NEWS: PlayStation JUST dropped a parental control app like it's hot! 🔥 So, all you responsible adults out there still trying to *raise the next gaming prodigy* while dodging the endless barrage of TikTok dances your kid is doing instead? Well, *LEAKED* developer quotes say, “Finally, a way to make sure Junior isn’t just grinding Fortnite all day.” 🕹️🤡 Introducing the *PlayStation Family app*—also known as “Guess Who’s Watching You While You Game?” 👀 After all, what screams “I’m a cool parent” more than limiting your kid’s screen time on the go? Now you can stake a claim on the couch by snooping from your phone! 🤭📱 What's in the app? Customize playtime, peep activity reports, and—you guessed it—approve extra hours of gaming like a boss. 🤴 But hey, it isn't just you! Nintendo and Microsoft also serve their *parental control vibes*—cuz who doesn't love some friendly competition in the *“My Kid Gamers Harder Than Yours”* race? 🏁💰 But for real, can we talk about how much more cringey this whole parental app saga is? Like, I'm imagining parents getting notifications like “Little Timmy requests 30 extra minutes of *Minecraft*. Approve?” and instantly turning into a meme-worthy Drake Pointing! 😂💔 🔥Hot take alert: In 5 years, these apps will be available in AR. Parents will literally be like, “YOU SHALL NOT PASS” as their child tries to enter a virtual world! *Brace yourselves, the era of helicopter gaming parents is upon us!* 🚀✨ #GamerCringe #BasedParents