🔥🚨 BIG PLAY STORE DRAMA ALERT! 🚨🔥 Listen up, fam! 🎉 The gods of justice at SCOTUS just hit Google with an "NOPE!" 😱💀 — they ain't freezing those antitrust remedies! 💥 Soooo, in just a few weeks, the Play Store is about to get a makeover that makes your ex's glow-up look like a basic TikTok dance! 💅💃 Epic Games, the ultimate underdog 🐶, just turned Google from a flex into a cringe. “Epic knew a thing or two about fighting the Goliaths of tech,” said an imaginary developer we totally didn’t just make up, “and us? We are just trying to survive out here with our app sandwiches 🍔!” Google was like Drake pointing away from the antitrust ruling, but no cap, it’s happening! 🤷‍♂️💔💀 Get ready for a Play Store that might actually be *less* of a cash grab. Stonks? 🚀 More like *comically low* stonks 😂📉. But hey, I predict *BIG* changes coming to app pricing, and we might see the age of mega subscriptions die faster than your battery at 1%. 💔🔋 Stay tuned and remember: This is fine. 🔥💀 #PlayStoreGlowUp #GoogleSeethe