📣🎉 ALERT: SAY HELLO TO THE PLAUD NOTE PRO! 🤖✨ Bruh, why take notes the boring way when you can spend $179 on a mini iPhone screen that basically screams “I’m NOT a notebook”? 😂💀 Like, this thing can hear your whispers from across the room—kinda like when I hear my fridge calling for more snacks from 16.4 feet away. 🍕👂 With TWO (yes, TWO) extra mics for that sweet spy-like audio gathering, you’d think they’d throw in a “secret agent” mode. But nah, we’re stuck with a 1-inch display. That’s right folks, smaller than your self-esteem during a Zoom call! 👀💔 The only thing saving you from cringe is the battery-saving mode, because we all know the last thing you wanna do is plug this bad boy in after an “intense” note-taking sesh. 😅🔥 Leaked Developer Quote: “We aimed for the stars, but ended up with a slightly better calculator.” END TRANSMISSION 🚀❌👾 So, what’s next? A Plaud Note Pro Pro? 😱💩 I’m calling it now: by 2025 we’ll have a fully-functioning AI that can take your notes for you—no cap, fr fr. 🌌💰 Seethe on that, corporate overlords! Get ready to meme this disaster into oblivion! 😂 #NoNoteLeftBehind