💡⚡️BREAKING NEWS: "PJM Hit with Electric Bills So High, They're Hiring a Psychic to Predict the Next Surge" 🔮💰 So, your electricity bill is about to look like it just joined a gym and got jacked – we’re talking a *record* $16.1 billion because, apparently, AI decided it’s thirsty for power like it’s at Coachella. 🎉🤖💀 Here’s the tea ☕: PJM (the big boss of U.S. power grids) just flexed so hard at the bank, it's got the stonks meme looking like it’s peeking through a dollar bill stack. With every household and business on the verge of kneecapping their savings, you better prepare your wallets because electricity is about to become the new crypto! 💸🔥 💬 “Yo, I thought the only thing surge pricing applied to was Uber! Now I’m getting jaywalked by my own power bill!” – toolazytowork2024, PJM Developer. Meanwhile, the whole situation feels like that “This is fine” dog meme. 🐶🔥 But seriously, how are we supposed to keep our air fryers running while simultaneously lighting our mood to match the chaos? 🤷‍♂️ Hot take alert! 🚨 In 5 years, we’ll be sacrificing our old tech to the AI gods just to keep the lights on. So, hold onto your old chargers and pray they don’t start charging rent! 😂👾 Spread the word, fam! 💥 #ElectricityPocalypse #AIIsThirsty