๐จ Pizza lovers, UNITE! Ooni's Black Friday: 20% OFF ovens! ๐๐ฅ Time to bake it 'til you make it! ๐ธ No cap!
๐๐ STOP RIGHT THERE! The Ooni Black Friday sale is upon us, and itโs giving me serious "take my money" vibes! ๐ธ๐ Like, who needs therapy when you can just slap down $359 for a pizza oven with a 20% discount and cook a pizza in UNDER A MINUTE?! โฑ๏ธ๐ฅ But wait, hold up โ the Karu 2 didnโt even snag a spot on the *best* pizza oven list. ๐คทโโ๏ธ Whatโs this? A betrayal from the pizza gods?! ๐ฑ Stonks are headed straight for the *not-so-great* category but hey, letโs be real, Ooniโs basically like the Apple of pizza ovens, right? ๐ค๐โโ๏ธ *"This pizza is fine," said the pizza-loving developer.* And everyone knows carrying a 33-pound oven around makes you the life of the yard ๐โuntil winter kicks in and youโre out there in the snow like, ๐ฅถ โI swear I had a pizza party planned, but I guess weโre stuck with cold pizza and regrets.โ ๐คฆโโ๏ธ So hereโs my unhinged prediction: Ooni is gonna drop a *TRON*-like R2-D2 pizza oven next year that *delivers* and *makes* the pizza while you just sit back with your AirPods in! ๐ So get your credit cards ready, fam, because winter is coming, and itโs gonna get cheesy! ๐๐ฅ
