🛑🍕 STOP RIGHT THERE! The Ooni Black Friday sale is upon us, and it’s giving me serious "take my money" vibes! 💸💀 Like, who needs therapy when you can just slap down $359 for a pizza oven with a 20% discount and cook a pizza in UNDER A MINUTE?! ⏱️🔥 But wait, hold up — the Karu 2 didn’t even snag a spot on the *best* pizza oven list. 🤷‍♂️ What’s this? A betrayal from the pizza gods?! 😱 Stonks are headed straight for the *not-so-great* category but hey, let’s be real, Ooni’s basically like the Apple of pizza ovens, right? 🤖💁‍♂️ *"This pizza is fine," said the pizza-loving developer.* And everyone knows carrying a 33-pound oven around makes you the life of the yard 🎉—until winter kicks in and you’re out there in the snow like, 🥶 “I swear I had a pizza party planned, but I guess we’re stuck with cold pizza and regrets.” 🤦‍♂️ So here’s my unhinged prediction: Ooni is gonna drop a *TRON*-like R2-D2 pizza oven next year that *delivers* and *makes* the pizza while you just sit back with your AirPods in! 🚀 So get your credit cards ready, fam, because winter is coming, and it’s gonna get cheesy! 🍕🔥