🚨🚨 Y'all, gather 'round for the juiciest Google tea, it's episode 77 of Pixelated, and things are getting WILD! 🍵👀 So, first up, Google Maps is stepping UP 🔥🔥 - no more shouting "turn left at the statue of the rabid Chihuahua" 🚶‍♂️🤯. Nah fam, now it's like having your sassy friend in the passenger seat giving you *actual* directions! “Go left at the Starbucks, you absolute donut!” 🍩💯. This is peak AI bro, it’s basically HAL 9000 with a side of sass! Stonks going WHOOSH! 📈 But wait, there’s more! Google’s beefing with Disney like it's some high school drama 🙄💔. Rumor has it Bob Chapek told Sundar: "Your YouTube TV expired, but my love for Pixar never will" 💔🎬. What do we want? Content! When do we want it? NOT ON YOUR EXPIRED SUBSCRIPTION! 🤣#WokeUpLikeThis And don’t even get me started on the Pixel 10 sales numbers 📱💰— I mean, they’re so impressive they might literally break the space-time continuum or something! 🤖💫 "Hey, are we selling phones or are we just stonking at this point?" asked a totally real Google developer, in a moment of existential dread 🤔💀. Lastly, brace yourselves: I predict a dystopian future where Google Maps becomes your therapist, asking, "Are you really sure you want to make a U-turn on your life choices?" 🚀😂 Share this madness because life is too short for boring tech news!✌️💥