🚨📱🛑 BREAKING NEWS: THE ULTRA-SLIM SMARTPHONE RACE IS DEADER THAN YOUR EX'S TEXTS! 💔💀 Welcome back, fellow memelords, to Episode 074 of Pixelated, where we dissect tech news like it's a two-week-old pizza! 🍕✨ This week, our heroes Abner, Damien, and Will have cracked the case: the Galaxy S26 Edge is as real as your motivation to go to the gym! 🚫🏋️‍♂️ Rumor has it, Samsung's throwing the towel in on this ultra-slim contest because, let's face it, the S25 Edge was quieter than a tomb at an open mic night! 🤫🎤 (developer quote: “We’ve relocated the marketing budget to tech support!”) The squad also serves some spicy tea on the iPhone Air, which dropped like a TikTok dance challenge. "It's literally just a phone with wings, bro," sayeth Abner. 🤖🕊️ So, what can Google learn from this mess? Maybe NOT to chase Apple like a dog after a squirrel? 🐕‍🦺😂 In conclusion: get ready for the tech apocalypse! 🛸🔥 2024 is gonna be the year of the FLIP PHONE REVIVAL and I, for one, am here for the schadenfreude! Stonks are crashing harder than my WiFi during a Zoom call! 📉💰🔥 Share this chaos or you're living in denial! ✨💯 #FlipPhoneEra #TechDecay