🚨🚨 Attention all timepiece enthusiasts! The Google Pixel Watch 4 just dropped and we’re here to ask the real question: Did they even TRY with the Pixel Watch 2? 😱👀 In the ultimate showdown of “Who wore it best?” we’ve got Pixel Watch 2, looking like that one kid from middle school who thought a flip phone was still cool 💀📞, versus the Pixel Watch 4, which is like “Hold my iced coffee, I’m about to revolutionize your wrist.” 🚀☕️ First things first, what did Google actually change? 🤔🤔 It's like comparing a retro flip phone to a brand-new iPhone with a holographic screen, no cap. The Pixel Watch 4 doesn’t just pull an “Upgrade” – it’s more like “LEVEL UP!” 🌟💪 🌌💭 But wait! *Leaked developer chat* transcription: > “Dev 1: I took the watch UI design and made it look like RGB exploded on a hard disk.” > “Dev 2: Bet. Users won't know what hit them. Time is a social construct anyway.” 😂 Overall, the Pixel Watch 4 is giving off major "Stonks" vibes 📈💰, while the Pixel Watch 2 is just sitting there like *this is fine* 🔥💩. 🔥🔥 *UNHINGED PREDICTION* 🔥🔥: In 10 years, the Pixel Watch will be so advanced, it’ll predict the future, calculate your crush's number, and maybe even tell you why your ex ghosted you. Stay tuned, fam! 🤖💔✨