🚨BREAKING NEWS: Google is playing “Where’s Waldo?” with the Pixel Watch 4's repair policy! 👀🕵️‍♂️💔 After three generations of delivering glorified paperweights ⌚️ (fr fr, they basically scream "please throw me in the ocean" 🌊), it seems Google is finally letting us repair the Pixel Watch 4. Kinda. Maybe. If the stars align and you squint real hard. *Insert confusion meme here* 🤔💀 🔍 A leaked conversation in the Google HQ bathroom stall said: Dev 1: “Hey, did we finally make these things fixable?” Dev 2: “Uhhh... Yeah! But like... not exactly.” Dev 1: “So... vague patchwork it is. Classic Google!” 😂🤷‍♂️ So, what does “repairable” even mean? Does it mean I can replace my cringe-tastic cracked screen, or will I need a degree in quantum mechanics to swap out a battery? 🛠️💰🧠 *Drake pointing meme* — this is how it feels to be a Google Watch owner. 🔥 HOT TAKE 🔥: At this rate, we’re one Pixel Watch away from needing an archeologist to time travel back to 2021 to find out what it looked like before it became a glorified dust magnet. Get ready for TikTok tutorials titled “How to Fix Your Pixel Watch with Just a Fork and a Dream!” 🥴🚀💔🔥 So who's ready to be the ultimate watch surgeon? ✨🔧 Let’s mend that Pixel!