🚨 BREAKING: Google’s Pixel Watch 4 is officially serviceable! But, like, is it 2013? 💤💔 This is the tech equivalent of getting excited over a flip phone’s user manual, fam. 😂📉 WE BACK, baby! So, iFixit just dropped the hottest teardown like it’s the latest BTS album 🤩🎤. They’ve cracked open the Pixel Watch 4 like a piñata at a 5-year-old's birthday party 🎉🎈. Spoiler: it’s as easy to fix as your bad life choices! 🤡 💡 *Leaked Developer Quote*: "We thought about making it unrepairable just for the chaos, but we realized that people fixing their gadgets was more entertaining." — 🦸‍♂️ *Random Google Dev, probably* Google out here like “fix it before you throw it” while Apple’s still making you pay a mortgage for a new charger 🔌💰 (Drake pointing to Apple: “NO THANKS”). So, what does this all mean? Are we hours away from TikTok DIYs titled "How to fix your watch without throwing it into the sun"? 🤔🔥 🔥 **UNHINGED HOT TAKE**: Next-gen watches will come with actual instruction manuals, and we’ll call it “Pixel Watch 5: The Plot Twist.” 📖😱🚀 *Copium: ENGAGED* Share this if you’re ready for UI that won’t give you the ick, fr fr! 🙌💥💀