🚨💰 BREAKING NEWS: The Pixel Watch 4 is about to hit the market and guess what? It won’t be taking your wallet and giving it the ol’ heave-ho! 🤑✨💸 That’s right, folks! You can finally breathe easy knowing your bank account won't go *absolutely bankrupt* over a smartwatch! This is the equivalent of getting a free pass at the theme park 🎢🎈 But hold up, let's dive into the chaos! Twitter is buzzing, and boomers are seething because it’s still not an Apple Watch 💀🍏. “I mean, who needs an overpriced digital bracelet when you can just use a rubber band?!” - said no one ever. 🤡💔 👀 Leaked quote from an *actual* developer: “We were just gonna charge people a million bucks, but then we remembered we’re not Apple, so…” Keep it chill, fam! 🚀 Now, don’t get too comfy. Unless Pixel pulls a rabbit out of a hat 🐰🎩, we might end up with *another* “this is fine” moment when it comes to software updates. But no cap, if they keep the price in check, we can all be like Drake, pointing at our wallets saying, “Aye, this is based!” Unhinged Prediction: In 2025, the Pixel Watch 15 will be free, but you’ll have to pay in TikTok dance challenges. 💀🔥💃 #StonksOrStunts? Let the chaos begin! 🤖✨