🚨👀 BREAKING: Google has unleashed *another* leak of the Pixel Watch 4, and it’s as spicy as the last slice of pizza at a developer’s conference. 🍕💥 This time, we’ve got the scoop thanks to our favorite tipster, Evan “Trust Me Bro” Blass. 😤💁‍♂️ Get this: The promo materials are saying this bad boy is ready to sync with Gemini, aka AI assistant vibes so personalized it might just spill your secrets when you’re not looking. 😱🤖 “Just typed ‘buy milk’ into Google, and now I’m getting ads for low-fat quinoa! What is this, my therapist?” 🤣📉 ALLEGED QUOTE FROM A DEV: “Honestly, we just want people to feel like the watch is judging them. If it doesn’t roast you for skipping leg day, did we even succeed?” 💀🔥 But wait—there’s more! Apparently, the AI will send you “quick suggestions” that could range from, “Are you REALLY gonna eat that donut?” to “Time to meditate, champ.” 🤔🍩 So sure, it might help you be your best self, but it also feels like the world’s angriest roommate just moved into your wrist. 💢🚀 PREDICTION TIME: If Pixel Watch 4 doesn’t launch with a feature to roast your morning coffee like my ex, then *what are we even doing here?* 💰💀 #ThisIsFine