🚨BREAKING NEWS ALERT🚨 Y’all know the drill. The Pixel Watch 4 is *the* hottest thing since sliced bread 🥖... or at least the hottest thing since Google finally remembered to give us a charger that doesn't look like it crawled out of a dumpster. 🔌💀 Not even kidding, the real MVP of this update is also the most boring part: the charger. Like, fr fr, can we stop pretending that we care more about the watch when all we want is a charger that doesn’t look like it time-traveled from the 90s? 🤡🕰️ 👀✨ With a fancy new curvy dome (sounds like a bad 3D printer finished early), and slimmer bezels that almost make us forget the software is still lagging like that kid who just discovered Mario Kart, it’s a fashion statement rather than a tech revolution. Meanwhile, the health tracking is 🤷‍♂️ “I’m fine” while sipping coffee in a burning room. THIS IS FINE! 🔥☕ If your watch goes “Hey bro, you need to breathe,” all it’s really saying is “You need to chill and lay off the Cheetos.” 😬 In an imaginary chat, devs are like: “Guys, let’s make the charger iconic. People love charging things!” 😩 And someone in the back shouted, “Stonks!” 💰 Mark my words: in 2025, we’ll be powering our watches with *actual* solar panels, and Google will act like they invented it. 😂🌞 Share this🔥🔥! If you don’t, you’re just a normie living in 2022. 🥴