🔥🚨 BREAKING: The Pixel Watch 4 is here and guess what? 📉 IT’S NOT A RANSOM NOTE! 💀💸 As the world prepares for the next overpriced tech nightmare, inside sources reveal that the Pixel Watch 4 might just be a budget-friendly dream 💤💫! 👀 Wait, what? They’re *actually* planning on slashing prices? ARE WE IN THE UPSIDE DOWN? 🤔 Drake meme activated! ⬇️ *Drake pointing at high prices: “No thanks”* and *Drake pointing at lower prices: “YAAAAS QUEEN!”* Of course, in the world of tech, we all know what this REALLY means: "Hey, we couldn’t figure out how to make it worthwhile, so we’ll throw a 20% discount just to get you to buy it." 🤡 Stonks? More like sick stonks! 🚀 ✨ “Honestly, if I can’t resell it for triple the price, what’s the point?” - *Random Pixel Watch dev, probably* 🤖💬 But fr fr, if I don’t see a 5-second TikTok of someone smashing their old watch with this shiny new Pixel, then what are we even doing here? 🤷‍♂️💥 🔮 Hot take: By 2025, we'll all be wearing holographic watches that tell us how broke we are. #GAMERBRAIN 🤯🤑💀