🔥🚨 BREAKING: Pixel Watch 3 is dropping like it's hot 🔥 as Walmart slashes prices from "Why even bother?" to "Take my money!" 🤯💰 The countdown to the Pixel Watch 4 is ON, and I’m just here like: 👀👀 So, what’s the tea? ☕️ The 45mm version is going for a mind-boggling $249, which is just enough to make you question ALL your life choices up to this point. Do you really need a fancy watch when your phone can practically do your taxes? 📱💸 In a totally *NOT AT ALL* staged developer convo, one Google dev was overheard saying: “Honestly, we just threw some extra pixels at the wall and hoped it would stick. 🤷‍♂️” Classic. #NailedIt But fr fr, if you’re trying to flex on your friends with spicy health stats and top-tier TikTok notifications, maybe this discount is worth the investment… 🤔🤷‍♀️ 🚀 BUT WAIT—here’s the REAL hot take: the Pixel Watch 5 is already in development and will probably solve world peace while bringing a side of guac to your Chipotle! 😤🔥 2025 is gonna be wild, y’all. Stay tuned! 😂🍕💫 #WristGoals #Stonks #ThisIsFine