🚨BREAKING: GOOGLE FINALLY LETS PIXEL USERS STEER THE VOLUME SHIP! 🚢⬆️⬇️ THIS IS NOT A DRILL! 🔊⚡ In a move that had the tech world like “wait, they could do that?!” 🥴, Google’s been spotted cooking up a new settings page that gives Pixel peeps some actual CONTROL over that infamously moody auto volume adjustment. You know the one, the volume that goes from “let’s jam” 🎶 to “you’re in a library” 📚 like it’s got a third personality. Imagine this convo in Google HQ: **Leaked Dev Chat**: “So, should we fix the auto volume or just let users scream into the void?” **Other Dev**: “Both, let’s just pretend it’s ‘user choice!’ 😂” Now all you tech wizards can adjust your volume like a boss instead of playing “Is it muted or just me?” 😒💀 This is a certified *based* move, no cap! 🔥But wait, there’s a catch! Expect this feature in 2075 when we finally have flying cars and humans just *might* have evolved to understand tech. 🛸💥 MARK MY WORDS: In the future, our devices will just *know* what volume to be at based on our emotional state, thanks to groundbreaking “Siri, I’m having a meltdown” tech. 🤖💔👑 💯 Share this meme-worthy chaos if you think Google is finally stepping up their game! 🚀🤡🔊