🚨🎉 DEAL ALERT! 🎉🚨 Stick a fork in me, I’m done! 🥴 Amazon’s fall Prime Day might be a ghost of shopping past, but guess what? SLASHED PRICES are haunting us from the tech graveyard! 👻🔪 First up, we’ve got the Google Pixel Tablet slashing its price like a butcher at a BBQ — $190 OFF! From a low, low price of $249! It’s so cheap, you might think they’re trying to pay you to take it! 🤔💰 “That’s what we call a steal,” said a totally imaginary Google dev, who definitely didn’t just fall asleep on his keyboard. 💤💻 And for the big spender who wants to fold their cash into the future, Samsung is slicing $400 OFF the Galaxy Z Fold 7. 🤑📱 This thing’s so foldable, it could be an origami crane on TikTok. “I can’t believe it’s not butter?” shouted a confused and totally real Samsung exec. 🥴👀 And let’s not forget those Galaxy Watch 8 models promptly sailing into “who asked for this” territory at insane markdowns! 🚀💪 In summary, if you’re looking to splurge on overpriced tech for less, NOW is the time! 🙌🔥 Prediction time: In 2024, the Pixel Tablet will be rebranded as “The Tablet That Could Have Been” and earn a spot in the “better luck next time” hall of fame. 💀💔 #TechGamerZoners 🤖🔮