🚨BREAKING NEWS: Pixel Phones Just Became the Ultimate Friend-Zoning Device🚨💔🤖 Hold onto your emoji pillows, fam! 🛏️🎉 Google just hit us with a seismic update to our beloved Pixel phones that’s as iconic as that time Drake was on Degrassi! 📱✨ Now, with Leap Year Audio 🌀 and Auracast 🌌, you can stream MUSIC for you AND your friend simultaneously. Yes, you heard it right – No cap! 🎧👯‍♂️ So now when your homie says, “Bro, I don’t like your music,” you can finally say, “Watch me share the absolute banger that IS Nourished by Time on the bus as everyone tries to figure out why they’re listening to existential dread on loop!” 🚍🔥 But wait—there's more! 💰✨ You can create a *private broadcast* with a QR code — yes, get your best “This is fine” meme ready for when only YOU vibing to Disintegration Loops in public! 😂🤪 But spoiler alert: If your clapback friends can't vibe with LE Audio headphones, then they’re officially about to seethe in silence. No stonks raises here, just friend drama! 🤷‍♂️📉 In other breaking news, scientists confirm that the more you share music with your friends on a plane, the more awkward the flight becomes. ✈️💀 Here’s a hot take: Soon the Pixels will come with built-in therapy apps to help mend friendships shattered by bad playlist battles! 💔💼✨ #SilentDiscoOrBust 🔥 Predicting 2025: Pixel will introduce audio holograms that block your ex from hearing your playlists—insanity! 🤯💥