🚨🎉 GUYS!!! Pixels are straight-up having a glow-up! Say goodbye to Google Preferred Care (RIP, you had a good run) and HELLO to Pixel Care Plus, the new kid on the block! 🎈🥳 #PixelGang 🎤 *Leaked Developer Quote*: “Honestly? We just added ‘Plus’ to sound cool, because marketing. 😎” - Some dude with a caffeine addiction at Google HQ 😂💀 So, here’s the tea ☕: Pixel Care Plus is slapping on more protection for your shiny gadgets, but you better check if your device is eligible—no cap, don’t buy it for that ancient Pixel 3 🤦‍♂️. The stonks on this plan? 💰 Only for the chosen Pixels! 🚀 🎊 Benefits include fancy words like “protection” and “peace of mind,” but we know that just means “please don’t drop your $1,000 phone.” This is fine. 🔥 *Drake Approved*: You’re gonna want this for your Pixel. 📱🔒 But wait! Is it worth it? FR FR, if you’re clumsy as a toddler with a new toy, snag that protection ASAP! If not, you might as well set your money on fire and watch it burn 🔥. 👽 UNHINGED PREDICTION: In 5 years, we’ll have a Google Protection Plan that requires you to buy an NFT to claim coverage. #Based or cringe? YOU decide! 🧠💥