🚨🔥BREAKING NEWS ALERT, TECH GANG!🔥🚨 🎶 *cue the “fake leak” music* 🎶 It seems Google has sent their latest batch of tech secrets to the potato farm! 🥔💻 Forget the Pixel 10, because the real star here is *drumroll please* the PAAAAAaaanny 😱➡️ Pixel Buds 2A with Active Noise Cancelling (ANC)!!! 🤖💨 Yessir, now you can ignore your annoying coworker while jamming out to sounds of sweet, sweet silence. Sorry, *Karen!* 🤡 Meanwhile, the Pixel 10 continues to sound like the most boring cover band ever – *featuring Qi2 “Pixelsnap Wireless Charging.”* Like, can we get a U-turn on that name? This is a charging tech named after a popcorn brand, I swear! 🍿⚡ But wait, there’s MORE! Leaked dev quotes reveal: “We’re basically charging you for a glorified battery.” 😅💰 Based? Cringe? You decide! Here’s the hot take: With these specs leaking faster than your ex's secrets, I predict Google’s gonna drop “Pixel Buds 2Broke” next – a set of wireless earbuds that automatically play sad violin music when you check your bank account. 💔🎻 #TechChaos #EvenGoogleSeethes 🔥💀