🚨💥 BREAKING: Google’s Pixel Buds 2a are about to drop, and they’re looking slicker than a high schooler’s TikTok dance! 🎤💃✨ But let’s be real, calling them a “refresh” is like slapping a fresh coat of paint on a potato. 🥔💅 No cap, these buds still look like they’re begging for a collab with AirPods. A leaked design straight from Android Headlines shows us a new single color case. Wow, groundbreaking! 🤯 The only thing missing is a “please buy me” sticker slapped on the side. 📦👀 One developer was overheard whispering, “At least they’re not as ugly as the original Pixel Buds...” 💔😂 And another said, “We just needed to get rid of those awful colors. Who even designed those? A blindfolded raccoon?” 🦝 Now, don’t get me wrong, *budget-friendly* is a vibe, but let’s call it what it is: the “Pixel Buds for people who think $100 is a stretch.” 💸🚫 🔮 Hold on to your IKEA shelving for a second—I predict the Pixel Buds 2a will actually bring peace to the Galaxy, but only if you wear them while meditating. 🧘‍♂️ So get ready for those stonks to go 🚀💰 or crash harder than a WFH Zoom call. This is fine! 🔥🔥 #BudHubBrewHaHa.