🚨 HOLD UP! 🚨 What’s that? Google is about to 🚀 drop the Pixel Buds 2a and they might cost MORE than your self-esteem at this point? 💰💀 Oh boy, buckle up fam, ‘cause we’re in for a wild ride! 🤡💨 👀 So here’s the hot tea ☕️: we got leaks from renowned leaker 🐐 Roland Quandt (seriously, he’s the Sherlock Holmes of tech leaks) who’s saying these bad boys are making their debut at the upcoming Made by Google event. Expect new Pixel 10 series phones, the Pixel Watch 4 (with charging that *actually* works for once? 👀), and now this “affordable” earbud saga. 🙃 Just remember: “affordable” might mean stonks for Google’s bank account, but cringe for our wallets! 😭💸 Imagine devs in the breakroom: “Dude, did you hear? The 2a will probably cost more than my lunch for a week!” 🍕🥴 And you KNOW they’ll have some glowing renders that’ll make you feel like you’re staring at a galaxy brain meme! 💥🧠 But let’s be real—if you’re dropping cash on these ear muffins, expect them to pick your pockets faster than a TikTok creator finessing your attention! 🔥 HOT TAKE: They’re gonna launch them at $199.99 just to assert dominance over your bank account! You heard it here first! 🤖💥💀