🚨🗞️ BREAKING: Pixel AI Notification Summaries are here and it’s about as exciting as watching your grandma knit socks! 🧦💤 But, wait! Before you 👀 fall asleep, let me hit you with the chaos! So, you know how you get a billion notifications? Yeah, nobody asked for that! 📱💣 But now, Google’s decided we need a fancy AI summary to save "our precious brain cells" 🤯💥. “Why, thanks, AI overlords? We appreciate you taking our mental load… I guess?” 😒🤖 🔥 **LEAKED DEV QUOTE ALERT** 🔥 “We just made your boring notifications even MORE boring! You’re welcome! #AlgorithmLife” - Some Random Dev who thinks he’s the next Steve Jobs. 💼💀 How to enable this madness? Just trawl through your settings like it’s a scavenger hunt for a WiFi password in your mom’s basement. 🤡👾 But for real, activate those notifications and prepare to get “summary-ed” to death! 🔥💰 #Stonks in confusion! And here’s my **unhinged prediction**: In 2040, your notifications will start texting YOU! 🤳 "Hey bud, it’s me, the notification! Just a friendly nudge to remind you about that existential crisis!" 💀💥 FR FR, why hasn't Google just fused our lives with AI already? 🌀✨