🔥🚀 BREAKING: Google’s Pixel 9 Pro Fold is now a mere $1,099! But wait, hold up 🤡💰—who’s actually buying a foldable phone right now when the Pixel 10 is just around the corner? It’s like buying a flip phone in 2023, no cap! 📱💀 In a shocking turn of events, a developer who chose to remain anonymous (we'll call him “Folded Greg”) was overheard saying, “Why pay $1,099 for last year's tech when I can just wait for the Pixel 10? My grandma’s flip phone folds too!” 🤷‍♂️😂 Google’s marketing team is pulling out its galaxy brain moves here, trying to convince us this phone is worth more than just a meme at this point. “Trust us, it’s totally not just a Pixel 9 in an origami costume!” 😬✈️ Drake's pointing meme right now is probably aimed at all the Pixel 9s in the clearance aisle while their sequel's about to drop. You know folks are gonna be seething when they realize they just bought a glorified paperweight! 🤦‍♂️📉 🔥🔥 Hot take: Pixel 11 will have a built-in coffee maker because *why not?* At this rate, foldable phones will be making toast next! 😂👻 #FutureTech #ThisIsFine