🚨📱🤑 BOOMER ALERT 🚨📱🤑 Ladies and gentlemen, tech enthusiasts and people who have no idea what this is about, 📢 it's time to break the internet with some *gasp* POGGERS deals on Google Pixel products and you're gonna wanna strap in! 🤯💥 First up, we got the Pixel 9, 256GB edition, just dropped like it’s auditioning for America’s Next Top Model—$270 off! 💔💅 I mean, who doesn’t wanna throw their money at a phone that tells them to put their leftovers in the fridge? 🥡📸 Next up, the Pixel Watch 3 is *swinging* in at just $225, like “Hey babe, wanna track your calories while you ignore your responsibilities?” 🍕💔 Time to flex and say, “I’m fit, I watch my steps!” (even though you’re actually just shuffling to the fridge). And in the ultimate 'what even is happening' moment, the Galaxy Tab S9 is now $420 OFF! 🤯🔥 Like bro, do they just want us to take it at this point? 📉💸 “Boss, can we just keep slashing prices until no one can afford rent?” said NO developer ever, but who are we to complain? 🤷‍♂️💀 Final prediction: In 2025, we’ll all be using foldable phones to communicate with our fridge AI for optimum snack retrieval. 🤔👾 Keemstar, hold my snack! 🍿✨ #TechWoes #DealOrNoDeal