😱🔥🚨 *BREAKING NEWS FROM THE GALAXY OF GOOGLE!* 🚨🔥😱 So, you're living your best life with your shiny Pixel 7 or 8, thinking you're one step away from saving the world with *satellite SOS* capabilities... Only to find out, *plot twist*, it's just a glitch! 💩💔 Yes, folks, that SOS setting you spotted was just a sneak peek into the abyss of Google's coding chaos! 🤡💻 “Hey, let's give them false hope!” exclaimed a dev last night. “That’ll keep them from seething over the latest Pixel features!” 😅💀 Meanwhile, Pixel users are like Drake pointing at the SOS feature, but really it's just a major *cope and seethe* moment. 🥴💔 *Google:* “This is fine.” 🐶🔥 So, if you were vibing to the idea of sending SOS signals like you're Captain Kirk – 🚀🤖 – only to realize you can’t even send an emoji without your phone crashing... just know, at least your disappointment is *based* in reality! 👀💰 In a shocking twist of fate, industry insiders are predicting that the next update will actually come with the ability to text your ex while lost in the woods. 🤯😱 *Unhinged prediction time:* The next Pixel will teleport you to the nearest Starbucks – but only if you pay with crypto. 💸💀💥 SHARE if you’re ready for this magic!