🚨📱 BREAKING NEWS IN THE TECHVERSE! 🚨 It's about to get wild, fam! Google’s Pixel 6 Pro and Pixel 7 Pro are basically like that kid who brings a fancy lunchbox to school but only has a half-eaten sandwich in it! 😬💔 So, we got that juicy Ultra-Wideband (UWB) tech—y'know, the magic that’s supposed to help you FIND YOUR STUFF (like your dignity after buying these phones) 🔍👀—but guess what? These beauties can’t use it for the new *Find Hub* tracking features! This is like owning a Ferrari but only being able to drive it in your driveway! 🏎️💨 *Cringe-hard sigh* 🤦‍♂️🚫 **Leaked Dev Quote**: "We designed UWB to help people find their keys, not their sanity! Just let them cope." 💀🔑 *Seethe harder, Google fans!* And just like that, UWB is the tech equivalent of a bad Tinder date: all hype, 0 substance! 🥴💔 Imagine being ghosted by your own phone’s features—where’s the loyalty?! 💥🔥 HOT TAKE: In 2024, Google will announce the “Find Your Self-Worth” feature because that’s what we really need! 🤯✨ Don’t forget to send your friends this chaotic news before your Pixel tries to find its relevance! 💰👽 #GoogleWho? 🤡