🚨💥 BREAKING: PIXEL 10 SPEC LEAK! 🔥💥 (But like, who even cares??) So, apparently, the Pixel 10 series is about to bless us with specs 🔍 that matter! I’ll be real, every time I hear “new Pixel,” I feel like watching paint dry. 🎨💤 *YAWN* No cap, if I had a dollar for every time Google dropped a new Pixel that looked like last year’s, I’d have enough 💰 to invest in a time machine just to avoid this announcement. Leaked developer quote (trust me bro): “We’re basically just putting fancy lipstick on an old Android.” — some dude who probably hates his job 🤖💔. But hey, the Buds 2a are coming, too, because, ya know, nothing says ‘premium audio’ like a tiny piece of plastic! 🤡💀 I can already hear them: “This is fine” as they fall off during your jog. 🏃‍♂️💨 Drake's face when he hears the price: 🤑💰 "We know you’re thirsty for upgrades, but at what cost?!?" Mark my words, these will hit the streets faster than a TikTok dance challenge. 💃🕺🔥 🚀 UNHINGED HOT TAKE: In 2024, EVERY phone will just be a Google Assistant in a metal box. Consumers will just shout, “Hey Google, give me a new phone!” and BOOM! You’ll be on a two-month order line. #Stonks 🌌👾