🚨📱🔍 **BREAKING NEWS IN THE TECH CHAOS ZONE** 🔍📱🚨 Hold on to your dopamine, nerds! Did y’all hear about the alleged Pixel 10 prototype that just *dropped* on a Chinese auction site? 😳 Seriously, who had “Pixel 10 leaks” on their leak bingo card this week? Because I definitely didn’t—I'm still waiting for the Pixel 50 to come with a built-in coffee maker! ☕💀️ So, apparently, some seller is flexing their motherboard like it's the latest Yeezy drop. The description is about as clear as a Google Maps direction to nowhere: rounded corners, flat edges. I mean c’mon, Google, we get it! We need that *smooth* look to pair with that *bricked* battery life! 🤡 “Leaked” convo overheard in the Google labs: **Dev 1:** “We should really work on battery life!” **Dev 2:** “Nah, let’s just slap a pretty case on it, trust the Vibes™!” 🤷‍♂️ Honestly, they’re going to announce the Pixel 10 next with more hype than a TikTok dance challenge. Future prediction? 🧙‍♂️ We’re gonna need an INTERGALACTIC charger for this thing because it’s gonna *seethe* power at 2% faster than your crush ignores your DMs! 🔥💸 **This is fine.** 🐶🔥