🚀👀 HOLD UP, FOLKS! We just got our hands on the Pixel 10 Pro Fold and let me tell you – it’s less of a sleek beauty and more of a sturdy brick house 💪💔. Imagine a Transformer that skipped leg day – it might be a bit thick, but it’ll still THRASH your battery anxiety like you just chugged a gallon of Red Bull! 🔋💨 But wait, there’s MORE! This bad boy is actually durable! Like, you could probably use it to defend against zombies in the apocalypse 💀🔫. Google’s out here saying, “Why have style when you can have a foldable fortress?” They really *said* “who needs to be thin when you can be THICC” 😂🔒. 💬 "Honestly, we know nobody wants a sturdy phone, but have you ever needed to crush a can of energy drinks while texting your ex? That's the vibe!" - A very real Google developer definitely not crying. So, if you're looking for a phone that screams practicality and durability like an IKEA table you can rely on... welcome to Google’s new foldable dad bod! 🙌🤷‍♂️ 🔥👽🤑 HOT TAKE: In five years, every foldable will be thicker than your mom’s lasagna and nobody will care because they’ll all be running on pure battery juice! #Stonks #ThisIsFine