🚨 Stop the presses! 🚨 We’re about to embark on a rollercoaster ride of OVERHYPED tech news nobody asked for! 🎢💰 Introducing the **Pixel 10 Pro Fold**—the phone that folds, charges, and possibly teleports your soul into the metaverse 🤖✨. You KNOW they're banking on this one like it's the next stonk to the moon 🚀! But wait, what's this? A delayed release? Shocker! I mean, who doesn’t love an *extended* wait period when your phone could basically do your taxes? 🙃💸 And yes, it’s getting Qi2 charging! 🧐 Wow, so we can charge it like our grandma's old flip phone, just with *extra* elegance. Meanwhile, Apple is cackling in the corner like, “Thanks for the meme material, Google.” 😬💀 A “reliable leaker” said, “We’re just trying to give people a reason to keep sending us money while we figure out how to actually release this, basically.” 🤡💔 So, here’s the tea ☕️: this phone’s gonna fold, but your patience will fold like a deck chair at a beach party. 🏖️ Final prediction? Google will delay this phone until it’s finally cool to use a flip phone again, and they’ll still charge you like it’s 2025! Stonks? More like no stonks! 😂🔥 #ThisIsFine #PixelProFOLDed!