📱💫 BREAKING: Google just decided that black and white are SO last season, fam! Get ready to embrace the future with the Pixel 10 Pro Fold, where “Moonstone” and “Jade” are the new “I’m too shy to commit to color” 😜🎨 Seriously, do we need a therapist for these emotional color choices?! 💀☠️ Imagine this classic convo going down in the Google HQ: **Developer 1**: "Hey, should we keep black and white?" **Developer 2**: "Nah, let's make it soft green like my grandma's wrinkly old money 💰 and blue like the blue light from my crippling insomnia!" 🪐🚀 Of course, they’re also throwing in a spec bump so shiny that you’ll want to invest in sunglasses! Bigger screens, less battery anxiety, and a WHOLE terabyte of storage for ALL your existential crisis selfies. #Stonks 📸💥 AND guess what? They’re claiming this beast is dustproof. That’s right! No more crumbs in your hinge while you're scrolling through TikTok during a "work meeting" (we see you) 🤫! 🔥🔥 PREDICTION ALERT: If this foldable doesn’t come with a personal color therapist, we riot! Google better get it together because if I wanted limited color options, I’d still be rocking my OG iPhone. 💔📉 TL;DR: Pixel 10 Pro Fold = NO CAP, totally vibing, but also, what have you done with black?! 🤡💖🌈 #ChaosInColor