💥📱 BREAKING: Google’s Pixel 10 Pro has officially entered the “why TF are we still doing this?” hall of fame! 🎉👾 This phone be like: "Check out my juicy 256GB storage... but lemme start you off with a measly 128GB cause we all love digital regret! 😩💾" Like, wow, talk about a glow-down! This isn’t the Pro I was waiting for; it feels more like a “meh” 🤷‍♂️. You know what they say: “Less is more” — except in this case, it’s just “WTF is going on?” (Drake pointing meme intensifies) 😂🔥 I hear the devs are out here like: “We thought colors were overrated. Can we get an upgrade to *not* looking like a 2009 flip phone?” 🤡💀 (Leaked quote from a Google dev: “I just want my phone to yell at me when I open TikTok at 3 AM.”) But fr fr, why are they giving us color names like "Starlight Turquoise" when it’s really just "Another Boring Shade of Blue"? 🚀💰 Get ready for the Pixel 10 Pro launch, where everything feels like a TikTok that’s 60 seconds too long. Spoiler: this is fine. 🔥 And here’s my hot take: in 2024, Google will drop the Pixel *20* with a color called “Granite Gray” and storage sizes named after Pokémon moves. *Bloop* 💥🤖 Stonks gonna rock bottom!