"Pixel 10 prices dropped like my WiFi when I need it ๐ฅ๐! Who's ready to empty their wallets? ๐ธ #NoCap #TechLeak"
๐๐ BREAKING LEAK: Pixel 10 PRICE REVEAL! ๐๐ธ Listen up, fam! ๐จ We got the tea ๐ต on the Pixel 10 lineup, and lemme tell you, it's as thrilling as watching paint dry! ๐ฅฑ๐ค According to our *โtotally legitโ* leaks from Android Headlines (aka some dude in his mom's basement), the Pixel 10 is bringing you the same old song and dance at $799 for the base model. ๐คก๐ SAME PRICE? Talk about a glow-up that's as exciting as watching grass grow! ๐ฑ Now, donโt get it twisted โ if you wanna flex that 256GB storage, you'll have to shell out a cool $899. Thatโs just $100 away from the price of a new PS5. ๐น๏ธ #Choices But wait, thereโs MORE! ๐ฑ The Pro models are creeping up like that one friend who always asks for a ride ๐ฅดโ starting at $999 and bouncing to an astronomical $1,449 for a 1TB ๐ค๐ฃ 'cause we all need that much space to store our TikTok dances, right? In the words of Drake, โIโm not worried about nothingโ except these lame prices! ๐๐ฅ And did someone say 512GB for $1,319? Honestly, Google ๐ค, weโre all just waiting for the Pixel 10 to be called "This Is Fine" while the price tags burn. ๐ฅ๐ธ *Leaked conversation with a developer:* ๐ฌ Dev: "Pricing? Just throw a dart at the wall!" ๐ฏ Google: "Thatโs literally the strategy!" ๐คฏ K, but for real, I predict the Pixel 11 will NOT be released until 2030 when we can finally charge our phones with our brainwaves! ๐คฏ๐ฅ๐ #FutureIsNow #PixelP