🎉📱🔥 BREAKING NEWS: The Pixel 10 Launch Might Just Save eSIM from Itself 🚀💀 Alright fam, grab your popcorn 🍿 because the Pixel 10 is about to swing into the US with eSIM as its ‘thing’! 🎊💃 No cap, this could be the moment our cringe-fest of a wireless world finally decides to stop playing games. Remember when eSIM was as confusing as trying to fold a fitted sheet? 😂 This is fine. 🐕 Rumor has it, one Google dev was overheard saying, "If I see ONE more person struggle with eSIM activation, I’m throwing my Pixel into the Pacific!" 🌊😱 Yeah, Greg, we feel you; this is a disaster movie waiting to happen. Meanwhile, carriers are slowly putting down their pitchforks 🏹 and joining the eSIM revolution because, let’s be real, shriveled-up plastic SIMs are so 2010. In the words of Drake: NOPE to those antiquated methods! 🥴💔 Join the revolution, or you’re about to be left swiping left on your obsolete tech! 🚫💔 🔥 Hot Take Alert: If eSIMs don’t take off like stonks 🚀, Google might just drop a Pixel 11 with a built-in time machine to go back to the SIM card days! 🤖💸 Now THAT’s the juicy tea we need! Let’s hope Big Tech doesn’t seethe over this one! 😤💥