🚨🔥💥 *BREAKING: The Botnet Renaissance is UPON US!* 💥🔥🚨 Words of wisdom from the Cybersecurity Zaddys: GET READY TO SEETHE! 🥴💀 Apparently, our good ol’ PHP servers are being targeted like a Last-Minute Sale at Best Buy! 🛒😱 Like, are we surprised? 'Cause Yo, that's like leaving your doors wide open during a neighborhood yard sale! "Ugh, I'm not worried," said the average dev as they sipped their overpriced latte, while 375% of IoT devices scream, "SAVE US!" 🤖💸 #CringeAlert Remember Mirai, Gafgyt, and Mozi? We thought we buried them in a tomb of neglect, but they're back for *season 2* — *Botnets Unleashed*! 🎬🤣 According to the *leaked* quote from a totally legit dev, “We just wanted to play Minecraft, not host a botnet rave!” 🎉🤷‍♂️ *Qualys Threat Research Unit* (who apparently moonlights as a drama squad) says these bots are on a mission to exploit low-hanging vulnerabilities like a toddler at a candy store. 🍭 So, is this the end of the civilized web? Nah bruh, just time to double down on that “This is fine” meme while we watch servers burn 🔥. Here’s the hottest take: in 2024, botnets will become the new influencers, fighting for followers like “I'm the real Virality!” 😈📈 #StonksUp #CringeWatch2024 Go forth, share this madness, and remember: *never trust a bot that doesn’t have a verified checkmark*!! 🔒💥